Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
This is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to hurry up and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak,
& probably wear black the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are trying to do is get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must have not hit,
Cause i been sitting here all day & i still haven’t got shit.
So it is what it is,
What more can I say.
Love bite my ass…
Fuck Valentine’s Day!