I seem to have abandoned all creative ventures (except Twitter) for this new thing that I’m absolutely loving right now…it’s called A LIFE. OMG can you believe it…I finally got one. Let’s hope I don’t lose it anytime soon as I’m quite content and enjoying it thus far. I have a long list of shit to discuss..things I haven’t updated about for whatever reason. Oh yea…see there goes life again. LOL!!
August 22nd was Kimoni’s 6th birthday. Yes, I’m that old. His party was sooooo much fun. We went to Chuck E Cheese. I still think his giant critter ass should be shot and buried behind a 7-11 but I managed to enjoy the loud and chaotic establishment long enough to ignore the fat guy behind me who was damn near breathing on me because our tables were so close. Just because Chuck is a rat doesn’t mean we should feel like we are in his hole in the wall. Or maybe it does…hmm. Lemme think about that one. But yea, the party was great. Kimoni was happy and so was I. Pics will be on Flickr one day. I refuse to say when cause I keep doing that and never upload them. Hince them still being in my camera.
August 26th was the Ice Cube concert. Every time I say that I want to cry. I was unable to attend the show. Okay wait, I could have went but my friend flaked on me kinda sorta last minute. Leaving me forced to actually consider going to a concert….ALONE. Dude, I couldn’t do it. The more I thought about it the bigger the image of Steve Urkel doing that dumb ass “Urkel Dance“. By the time I convinced myself that maybe it wouldn’t be too bad if I went anyway and drank plenty of liquor and make a new weed head Ice Cube fanatic such as myself…it was 7pm and too late to buy a ticket. *sigh* I was so sad i literally almost cried. I haven’t missed an Ice Cube show in 3 years. So of course now I have to travel out of state to catch a show. It would be downright rude if Ice Cube’s biggest fan didn’t see him at least once a year. Somebody told me he doesn’t care if I go or not…screw you buddy….I’m goin!!
Hmm….what else is goin on? OH! Why did my sons father daddy (umm forget it, you know who) why did he decide to join a community that he knows I’m on regularly? I wondered to myself at first if I should be mad about it. I mean its the internet, he’s free to click where he pleases. But then i realized that he knows I’m very popular on that site and that chances are any female he tries to talk to is someone that I know personally. Of course the same night he joined, one of my best friends hits me up like “yo baby daddy just tried to holla”. And he knows she’s my friend cause he’s seen her pictures in my house. I’m really thinking at this point that he has joined the site simply to annoy me. Is it working, yes. Who wants there ex, deadbeat baby daddy hollering at their friends online? That’s just overdoing it if you ask me. Then he had the nerve to even ask me “Are you annoyed by me being on here?” I was convinced at that point that this was just another plot to get under my skin. I went off on him the other day. But I promised myself after that this would be the last time I let that bastard upset me. Its not even about him being on the site. Its about the fact that he did it to piss me off despite the fact that he still can’t seem to see his son regularly which by the way I am not stopping. SMDH…I don’t have many words for him anymore. I hate him for what he’s doing to our son. But I’m slowly learning that this is his loss. And if he chooses to use not being with me as a reason why he doesn’t see him then so be it. I only have time to teach one man how to be a man and that would be my son.
I do however, wish his little 20 year old bitches would stop stalking me. A few days ago i kept getting calls with nobody saying anything (don’t you hate that?). I kept saying “Hello” and they wouldn’t say anything yet I could hear the TV in the background. LMAO!! I was like “Stop calling me if yo punk ass not gon speak.” Then the funniest shit ever happened. OMG I damn near died…the idiot sent me a text message that said “I’ll keep calling you if I want to!”. Technology of the new millienium has made for a drastic change in prank calls. Like seriously, who prank calls you then send you a text message? Dumb ass….I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW! I was in tears I laughed so hard. I had the whole office crackin’ up about that one. Whoever the broad was decided to text me for almost the entire day accusing me of sleeping with her man. I knew it had something to do with Deadbeat when she mentioned his name and where he’s from. Now, people who know me know his name but rarely do I ever tell anybody where he is from. Because Is imply don’t discuss him like that. So that was a dead give away that I was either talking to one of his bitches or I was talking to him. SMH…grow up!
Moving right along….damn this is a long ass update. I wonder how many of you will actually read all this. Yesterday was one of my good buddies daughter’s 12th birthday. She had a cute party at this water park. I really enjoyed it. Kimoni was swimming and splashing and making friends and damn near drowning. Poor baby. His life jacket got hooked under the divider rope and he was under water for a few seconds. He’s okay tho. But now he’s telling everybody he almost drowned LOL. I dunno where he gets the dramatics from. No really…I don’t. lol!!
After the party we went to my cousins house to see her baby boy. Aww he’s sooo big now. I’m in love!! He had me crackin up. His little Pisces self is in love with the camera. My cousin ended up dragging me out last night. I haven’t been out in a while. We went to some biker party. It was crackin!!! I think I drank my Adios Muthafucka way too fast tho. Cause I was surely ready to pass out and say “Adios Muthafuckas” . I was fucked up in no time at all. After we left I was still drunk as hell. I drove 35 minutes back home wth the windows rolled all the way down and talking to Germane (rip).
Now here I sit at work on freakin Labor Day. I’m stuck til 12pm and it’s only 8am. This is going to take forever. Ok folks…there you have it. The longest update I have ever made. Sorry its super long. But that’s what happens when I don’t update for almost 3 weeks. Guess I should blog more often hunh?